Oh Wiz, come back to bed I made you some waffles..

- Hell
no! - I gotta split for the premieeeeerrreee - so I'm
gonna header quick cause my homie’s heeeere [yo I'm here]
- - Put my feet deep [deep] - into my bes shoes - n’ the
limo just arrived, [Lets go] - we got things to do - we hit da

Pavement ---- yeah we flyin’ by the highlights-Yo, I’ve
been waitin’ all summer for-this the first night - wipe [video wipe]
- all the hype is sayin- it-better than the last one - If it’s
What the critics claiming ’ then I’m a be like “DAAAAMM son!-Stop the

Limousine- the red carpet is rollin’ we
Skippin line ups - the VIP we showin’ no need to
Glamorize, we at the pinnacle of fashion,
The Paparazzi poppin' they got them camera's flashin!

Take a picture it’ll last longer - LONGER!!
put your finger on the trigger n’ we put it on tape
this is the feature - a cult classic is born and it's
Finger licking good - hot butter on the popcorn

Take My money, gimme a stuuuuuuuub
I got a backpack full o’ candy and a bottle of bub’
I’m so excited, gonna grab me some gruuuuuuuub. - - - Every time I watch them movies yo I’m fillin’ my guuuutt - Gimme

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Now super size it - POP POP POP POP
Don’t skimp on the butter - POP POP POP POP
Pump it good POP POP POP POP
Come on N’ shake it up POP POP POP POP Pop

Pass it over, here a 50 dolla bill… Buying
snacks at the concession is a real good deal you
Better watch my bag - cuz if a popped corn spills
I'm a have to kiiiiiiiiiillllllll

Take a picture it’ll last longer - LONGER!!
put your finger on the trigger n’ we put it on tape
this is the feature - a cult classic is born and it's
Finger licking good - hot butter on the popcorn [Auto-Tune]

Got my snacks all ready, now iss time to bounce.
Before the - theatre gets too dark - I start trippin’
Sit down-front row, like we were here to rock the show--Light-get-
Low, whip out the SOOODA - Ya know I start sippin’ (Slurrrrrrp) We made a

Choose your own adventure, hoping ya’ll would come to see
And this adventure’s chosen by the Kemo Treats………[shhhh]]
Should it be in colour? Black n’ white is how it ought to be. But
It should be a drama, ...nah, how about a comedy?

Lets make it underwater and animated it -Honestly-----
--This isn’t turning out how I thought-it-would-be. - How are we supposed to maintain our integrity?
Let's see.. how about a sex scene? ..Hmmm Ya, probably...

Ya, hi, I’m here to fix the cable…

But, I don’t have cable… [sexy feminine whisper]

Oh you don’t have cable?...
oh.. sorry… i must have the wrong address..